If I could be a jelly...

I first read about this tagging game at IreneQ's. Thought it was rather cute. Anyway, I was tagged by Silencers so I'm supposed to choose 5 out of this long list... If [Reader] could be a scientist If [Reader] could be a farmer if [Reader] could be a musician If [Reader] could be a doctor If [Reader] could be a painter If [Reader] could be a gardener If [Reader] could be a missionary If [Reader] could be a chef If [Reader] could be an architect If [Reader] could be a linguist If [Reader] could be a psychologist If [Reader] could be a librarian If [Reader] could be an athlete If [Reader] could be a lawyer If [Reader] could be an innkeeper If [Reader] could be a professor If [Reader] could be a writer If [Reader] could be a backup dancer If [Reader] could be a llama-rider If [Reader] could be a bonnie pirate If [Reader] could be a midget stripper If [Reader] could be a proctologist If [Reader] could be a TV-Chat Show host If [Reader] could be a pariah... If [Reader] could be an actor If [Reader] could be a judge If [Reader] could be a Jedi If [Reader] could be a mob boss If [Reader] could be a backup singer If [Reader] could be a CEO If [Reader] could be a movie reviewer If [Reader] could be a monkey's uncle If [Reader] could be a bible archaeologist If [Reader] could be a househusband Here goes... If I could be a farmer, I would live by the countryside with vast green pastures and a cute barn. I would plant carrots, cabbages and lettuce as these are my few favourite vegetables. I would also have about twenty sheep, five cows, two horses and a sheepdog. If I could be painter, I would first try like mad to make my paintings famous, and once I've made it, I can then paint all sort of weird stuff and people will still buy it due to the "name" (e.g. Van Gogh). Or perhaps I would need to be dead before my paintings even sell. If I could be a psychologist, I would probably end up being a 'psycho', as there is a very fine line between sanity and insanity. I would probably spend all day sitting there, saying "I see. So how do you feel about that?" (Quote taken from Freaky Friday) If I could be a librarian, I'll probably fall asleep on the counter everyday as the silence would be too much to bear. I'm very disorganised and very much unlike CN- when it comes to arranging books, so no one would be able to find anything in that library. If I could be a movie reviewer, I would be watching movies all day and not feeling at all guilty about the money spent and the time wasted, even if it was a lousy movie. Which reminds me that I have tons of movies on my 'to watch' list which I'm yet to catch up with as I was busy mugging for my Paediatric End-of-Posting exam. Alright. I'm done. I hereby tag CN-, Gerrard and Small Grump...

# scribbled by j e l l i o ` at 5/27/2005 01:31:00 AM
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